Friday, December 28, 2007

Stanford Tribute

So we received an email recently from, I guess a stanford student, in regards to the lack of stanford poon. We won't use his name just in case he wants to be president someday but the email is as follows (don't worry there will be pictures at the end):

Love the site, and though I wish you had more Stanford girls up, I can understand why you don't. It's not that Stanford girls are ugly--they really aren't as bad as their rep. They're nothing compared to ASU, etc, in general, but the hottest girls at Stanford are as hot as the hottest girls at any other Pac-10 school. It's a high class dilemma. Here's the issue:

a) Our cheerleaders are gross. Not one fuckable one on the entire squad. They are a disgrace to cheerleaders everywhere, because at the end of the day, no one gives a shit about the routine: they just want to see some hot ass in a skimpy outfit. So you're easiest option for getting Stanford poon up on the site is out of the question.

b) No Stanford girl would volunteer their own pictures, since, as you say, they want to be president, or at least a high powered executive. Not going to happen if you show your tits.

c) Stanford guys are too nice to send anything in. Seriously, it's unnerving how kind they are. I guess that's a good thing in general, but when it comes to sending in pictures of nearly-naked hot chicks, they pussy out.

I know you're strictly pictures right now, but if you ever consider expanding to text, here's the Stanford Daily's sex column, written under a pseudonym. Good for some excerpts. Some stuff sucks, some is awesome. Take the latest piece, for example. Classic

Well then...since none of the girls at Arizona care about being president, here is an Arizona grad.

we realize that Amanda Beard has a playboy photoshoot out there on the web, but trust us, these pictures are better

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Merry Poonmas and all that jazz

So we suck...plain and simple. And if you're still coming here everyday hoping to see poon, well, send us an email and we'll gladly send you a refund check in the mail, or over paypal. In all honesty, our new years resolution will be to bring you more poon. It may not be football related. The ladies may not be wearing school colors. But poon is poon right, and off-season poon is hard to come by. Especially in the frigid reaches of places like Pullman, Washington. So without further discussion, here are some poon pics to keep you warm this Poonmas season.

we didn't even have to photoshop that hat on her, she celebrates Poonmas

nothing like Poonmas in Arizona

To all a merry Poonmas, and to all a good night...or day...or whatever

Monday, December 10, 2007

with apologies

So we had a down week last week. Pac-10 poon had a new addition to the family and thus was out of commission for a few days. Not that Mrs. Pac-10 Poon would have minded us taking some time out from parenting to post some hot poon. We just would be sleeping on the couch for the next few weeks....Anyway, without further adieu, I give you some poon.

sources have confirmed that these pooners enjoy a "footlong" over a bratwurst anyday

who wants to be the meat in the pooner sandwich
we'll forgive these pooners for having a sawks fan with them...she's the ugly one in the picture anyway

FYI, now that football season is winding down, the posts will probably not be as regular, unless people keep sending in great pictures. We'll still try and having something 2-3 times a week, but everyday probably ain't happenin.