Thursday, January 31, 2008

Nice

So after our last post, we got an email from Chris Hanson of Dateline NBC..he wants to interview us or something. Sounds pretty good to us. Something about internets and girls and predators or something, I don't know, but I guess it means we're big-time now. So with that in mind, we post a picture sent to us by a loyal fan. It was taken at some bar in Tucson, Bison Witches or something. The picture is all that matters though.



watch for us on NBC in the coming months, we'll keep everyone posted.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Barely Legal Poon?

We're not sure if these pooners are legal or not, but we're gonna hope so because they're wearing UCLA gear. And it's been a while since we posted. So, if they're underage, it's not our fault officer, it's like picking up a HS chick in a bar, she shouldn't be there in the first place, so it's her fault...not that we know that from experience or anything. We do have it on good authority that these pooners love them some Hannah Montana, we don't know what that means, but supposedly it will help us solve the mystery of their ages. Enjoy, perverts.

PHOTO REMOVED BY REQUEST OF SOME IDIOT GIRL WHO TOOK STUPID PICTURES OF HERSELF

Friday, January 18, 2008

More Poonerees

So we seem to like the pooner referees on this site. There really isn't anything wrong with a slutty referee, unless its Ed Hochuli. We think that a conference should "experiment" with the slutty referee idea. It would be a huge success...maybe the arena league or division 1-AA..until then we'll just have to imagine a world where referees look like this.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Non-Conference Poon

We debated whether or not to post this picture on Pac-10poon, as this pooner is obviously not from a Pac-10 school. Well we felt that since the big-12 doesn't have it's own site, and that we really like bringing great pictures to our fans, we'd bring this one out. Enjoy some Texas Poon.
that's what we call dedication

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Lovely lady

Who's that lady? Pac-10 Poon would like to present, a pooner that will remain nameless, but we'll leave it up to you to give her a nickname.
we like her

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

some poon

Here is some poon to satisfy your hunger. UCLA is good at basketball. Pooners ♥ basketball. We ♥ poon. So enjoy.
that's all for today, we're all pooned out

Friday, December 28, 2007

Stanford Tribute

So we received an email recently from, I guess a stanford student, in regards to the lack of stanford poon. We won't use his name just in case he wants to be president someday but the email is as follows (don't worry there will be pictures at the end):

Love the site, and though I wish you had more Stanford girls up, I can understand why you don't. It's not that Stanford girls are ugly--they really aren't as bad as their rep. They're nothing compared to ASU, etc, in general, but the hottest girls at Stanford are as hot as the hottest girls at any other Pac-10 school. It's a high class dilemma. Here's the issue:

a) Our cheerleaders are gross. Not one fuckable one on the entire squad. They are a disgrace to cheerleaders everywhere, because at the end of the day, no one gives a shit about the routine: they just want to see some hot ass in a skimpy outfit. So you're easiest option for getting Stanford poon up on the site is out of the question.

b) No Stanford girl would volunteer their own pictures, since, as you say, they want to be president, or at least a high powered executive. Not going to happen if you show your tits.

c) Stanford guys are too nice to send anything in. Seriously, it's unnerving how kind they are. I guess that's a good thing in general, but when it comes to sending in pictures of nearly-naked hot chicks, they pussy out.

I know you're strictly pictures right now, but if you ever consider expanding to text, here's the Stanford Daily's sex column, written under a pseudonym. Good for some excerpts. Some stuff sucks, some is awesome. Take the latest piece, for example. Classic


Well then...since none of the girls at Arizona care about being president, here is an Arizona grad.





we realize that Amanda Beard has a playboy photoshoot out there on the web, but trust us, these pictures are better